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She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

by discgolf January 24, 2010


Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking

Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.

by XLegend2010 November 07, 2022


you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator June 06, 2005


you got served

1) Crap movie that's #1 in America
2) Best insult to pump out over a headset.

***The_Burninator shot down WussyMcJones.

The_Burninator: YOU GOT SERVED, BITCHES!

by Maggy February 04, 2004


you got served

Used to be used seriously, but is now almost always used sarcastically, when someone has received a rubbish insult, by a another party.
From a rubbish movie that was no1 in America.

A)You can't prove God doesn't exist
B)Yeah, well you suck!!
C)Oooh you got served *rolls eyes*

by conorschild December 20, 2005


got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."

Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!

by petersonto March 14, 2008


Man's Got Needs

When a person is in desperate need for a rip on a vape, they may exclaim this phrase to let their peers know.

"Hey man wanna come get some food?"
"Sure but I need a rip first, man's got needs!"

by nebsamman May 09, 2019