got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

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Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

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She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

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you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

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you got served

1) Crap movie that's #1 in America
2) Best insult to pump out over a headset.

***The_Burninator shot down WussyMcJones.

The_Burninator: YOU GOT SERVED, BITCHES!

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you got served

Used to be used seriously, but is now almost always used sarcastically, when someone has received a rubbish insult, by a another party.
From a rubbish movie that was no1 in America.

A)You can't prove God doesn't exist
B)Yeah, well you suck!!
C)Oooh you got served *rolls eyes*

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got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."

Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!

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