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That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
a girls who's face is hott and the rest is not
mann that chick is nutin but face
A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say
When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.
Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.
'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'
'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'