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People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
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An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.
Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
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Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.
"Bob, it's head touching time"
"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"
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The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
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It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
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Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
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