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a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.
When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.
Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!
A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.