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do not use it

person 1:im gonna say dream sucks on twitter! person 2:don,t person 1:ur just dumb person 2: you will regret that once you tweet insult to dream you can,t go back person1:okay boomer *after person 1 tweeted dream sucks he gets his ip address leaked and dream stans are coming to kill him*

by super chad March 29, 2022


Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019


twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 11, 2021


Twitter

An app where basically you eat or be eaten. You're either educated or uneducated about a subject no in between with them. I feel like most of the people who have Twitter are celebs or teens. Can be very toxic and relatable depends on how the people feel.

Friend: I just got the Twitter app girl
Me: Be careful that app is not for weak

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021


Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021


Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.

Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 5, 2021


Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020