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A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.
Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.
She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.
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When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.
Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"
B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
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Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.
After i fucked her she vagina puffed.
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a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period
When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.
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To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.
Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"
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When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
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A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
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