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Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?
Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.
Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?
Steve: ...
From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: stop.
Switch places with evil doppelgänger
Ernest Goes to Jail is a movie with a Most Wanted plot.