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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019


Watch Out For The Moles

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.

Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.

by the moles are coming November 29, 2018


Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 11, 2023


Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024


Eye watch cape horn

Means you watch gay porn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022


bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.

Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.

by bUnnYwaTch March 9, 2016


Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk

“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”

by ScibenX March 5, 2022