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Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague
Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room
*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*
Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead
A response to a subject you don’t want to discuss. How did your date go last night? Eggs on the subject!
Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."
i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"
Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."
The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.
Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.
Yooo that post is fast as egg.
Someone who loves eggs and would do anything for an egg
Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.
Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!
The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob
Damn did you just Trojan egg me, your gonna have to help get it out