daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

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Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

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Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell

Aye nigga this wood clockin

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Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

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wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

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Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

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Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

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