That one lone pepple that gets in your shoe irritating you.
Hold on, Ive got a sex pebble in my shoe that is bothering me.
This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.
me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"
When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex
I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency
A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
not allowed to have sex all December
Oh i want to have sex with you:
You cant, because its no sex December
Made of: Vilde Stokstad
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