Sussy balls

A delicious dessert popular in japan.

Ingredients: Sulfur Dioxide, Hydrogen Peroxide, Thermal Paste, Liquid Nitrogen, Molten Aluminum, Motor Oil / Lube Spray, Titanium White Ink, Filtered Pee and Gatorade, Oil, Gelatin.
Nutrition facts:
9,568,354Mg Cholesterol
4,685,879,784,453Mg Sodium
999,999,999,999,999,999Mg E. Coli
500 Gigatons Of Vegetable Oil

Hand me some Sussy balls senpai.
Hand me some Sussy balls Oni-chan/san.

Sussy Balls

Song by Kanye East - popular rapper known for making sus or ironical songs for comedic purposes. The lyrics of Kanye East's song are ususually sus gibberish

Yo did you hear Kanye East's Sussy balls

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

Spirit Ball

Spirit ball is the advanced version of the popular drinking game "Beer Pong".
All the rules are the same, the only change is that instead of using beer you play with hard liquor (spirits)... with the same quantity of liquid. Usually you can only play one game.

"Hey man, wanna play Beer Pong?"
"How about some Spirit Ball?!"
"Hell yeah! Let's get smashed!"

throat balls

the tonsils

man, my throat hurts! does your throat balls hurt????

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

Joed the ball

A basketball player who thinks he/her is the best dribbler and gets the ball poked and stolen or excessively over dribbles to the point of losing the ball.

"Why does this guy think he's good? He joed the ball three times already."