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Sept 6 is give a girl a hoodie day
It’s give your girl a hoodie day
On October 28 you gotta go hug her
Person 1:heh I wish I could hug her
Person 2: go ahead it’s October 28 hug a girl day
Slap yo momma girls: ok/yes national girls can’t say no day
Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.
"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"
4👍 26👎
a feminist, supporting girls rights
girl 1: are you a pick me girl?
girl 2: yes, support women’s rights
girl 1: same
6👍 237👎
classless bitches who can handle the fact that they got beat.
sorry new canaan girls swim team...we swept the fly...
27👍 40👎