captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

Slameron Ball

Someone with a bong

oh look there’s slameron ball the ding

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

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