Bobby cock

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox

"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.