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When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock
Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!
The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.
“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”
The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!