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Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
Person 1:hey dude look an Indian love rock!
Person 2:oh cool! What's that?
Person 1:Just another fucking rock!
To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.
I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.
A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you
"Hey I love my girlfriend"
People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”