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What spanish pepole think that Dragostea Din Tei sounds like
Fiesta fiesta y pluma, pluma gay
When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
Reaching for characters being gay, when clearly they are not.
Mike: Yo, Spider-Man is totally gay.
Joe: Bro. You're *gay seeking.*