Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

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Efuckinscuse me

Excuse me with a magical fucking twist.

Person 1: Your total is $200.

Person 2: Efuckinscuse me?

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

Ass me

When you want someone to furk your ass.

Go Ralph!Ass me!

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)

STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

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