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Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS
Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay
Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid
-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?
Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.
Chris has just daved another pint glass.
I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.
Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!