an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.
Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.
the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet
"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."
A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.
When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.
A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”
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an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical
wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!