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A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.
Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
this is from a tv show/series thing and it basically is the rule of never getting attached, since it’s so painful and like genuinely not a nice feeling. otherwise known as rule number 7.
‘bro i broke rule n’7’ ‘damn bro u shouldn’t have’
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There are lots of fart jokes, but this one holds a record, it’s around 4000 years old and is the oldest known joke. It's an ancient Sumerian proverb that says, "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman who did not fart in her husband's lap.”
Fart fact 7 must have happened to every bloke who has ever had a girl sit on his lap.
A group of extraordinary gleeks
Person One: She’s so nice, kind, supportive, funny and talented!
Person Two: She must be one of the Season 7 Newbies!
Seven basic human vices that, when taken in excess, can be percieved as evil, and potentially injure or kill the person indulging in said vices, or anyone around him/her.
Lust: The obsession with personal gratification and/or pleasure. This does not have to be sexual, but it usually is.
Wrath: Different from Anger, Wrath is the uncontrolled hatred for someone or something, and the unquenchable desire to exact revenge on said object/person. The wrathful person feels he *must* seek retribution on the focus of his anger, and is usually so consumed by his rage, that they usually cannot calm down after their revenge is complete.
Greed: The tendency to want more than you need. This can be wealth, power, sexual gratification (see Lust), etc. Usually, greedy people seek to add to their collection, through any way possible, and with no regard to others. It doesn't matter if others need the money, power, etc. to survive; If the greedy person sees it, he/she will do anything to acquire it.
Sloth: Extreme laziness. Slothful people feel that everything should be done for them, and will refuse to do anything for themselves. Such people would usually not get a job, even if they need to; sleep for most of the day, and then lounge around for the rest of it; etc. They have no desire to do anything that would require any ammount of effort or work, and would usually pass off those responsibilities to other people.
Envy: Having an unusual interest in another's abilities, personality, luck, etc., and an unusually strong jealousy towards said person, because of those traits. This causes the envious person to copy the object of their envy, and/or trying everything they can to acquire what the object of their envy has.
Gluttony: Similar to Greed, it is the consumption of something to excess. Instead of merely acquiring the object, it is absorbed and depleted, usually until there is nothing left. Usually used in reference to the consumption of food, it can also be used to describe the consumption of a natural resorce, funds, charity, etc., until there is nothing left for use, usually denying others from using that same resorce.
Pride: Interchangable with Vanity, Pride is the overexaggerating of one's abilities or accomplishments. Prideful people usually inflate their own worth far over what it should be, and in the process, overinflate their egos, as well. They tend to act high-and-mighty, and consider themselves of far more importance to people than they really are.
Lust is wanting to screw everything that moves, at all hours of the day.
Greed is also known as Bill Gates.
Envy is wanting your best friend's boyfriend, even though he hates your guts, and trying to seduce him, anyway.
Wrath is killing a cop, because he gave you a ticket on a bad day of yours.
Sloth is living in your parents basement, still paying video games, when you're 45.
Pride is better known as the Bush Administration.
Gluttony is better known as Bill Gates at the local supermarket's snack aisle.
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7 days free is a gif that depicts a scene from a gay porno movie filmed in 2018 with a caption that says "7 Days Free". Recently it has become popular on numerous subreddits, there's even an r/7daysfree. In this gif, a man pulls down another mans pants. For a split second, you see one man's penis. It has become a laughing stock amongst discord servers and subreddits.
Guy 1: Have you seen that 7 days free gif?
Guy 2: Yeah, its crazy how it just blew up.
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Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)
Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.
Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.
It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.
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