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8==D

A dick emoji

Wanna fuck me? 8==D

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


8:11

a sad or tragic moment in a TV series, that is so shocking or so unexpected that anyone that witnesses it is at a loss for words or stunned into silence and ocasionally moved to tears. Named for the silent tick of the countdown clock on the hit television series 24 after Bill Buchanan sacrificed his life to save the President and Jack Bauer.

The final episode of season 5 of NCIS was definitely an 8:11 moment because the team had been split up after working together for 4 years.

by Xbot360-1337 March 10, 2009

28πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


December 8

National lick ur bro’s asshole and kiss their mouth with ur shitty lips day.

Person 1: Yooo bro it’s December 8th
Person 2: Alright, pull ur pants down and let’s get it over with...

by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


8 piece

An 8 Piece is an 8 inch long penis.

Person 1: Hey I heard he has an 8 piece.

Person 2: Really!

Person 1: Ya.

Person 2: Nice.

by Bocaj Blueberg March 21, 2011

18πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


8 balling it

to be both drunk and high at the same time

we're gonna be 8 ballin in tonight!

by THUG SHELLEY June 2, 2003

11πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


july 8

sluttiest slut of them all was born on this day!!

Jen was born july 8th meaning she’s one of the biggest sluts ever!

by $lut November 3, 2019

8πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 August 31, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž