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February 3 is the day an unforgettable person was born.
They’re a emo weeb with short fluffy hair.
They’re also super gay for Kasidy.
Girl 1: Guess what day it is!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, isn’t it February 3?
Girl 1: Yessirrrrrrr~
Girl 2: How could anyone forget? It’s Caroline’s birthday!
A three-way with two women in the same bloodline at least one generation apart. Either a mom and daughter, or or if you're really daring, a mother-grandmother would fulfill this life long dream.
Man, you won't believe what happened-I was riding this chick and her mom walked in the room and joined in for a 3-way! I had a 3-2G! My friend said he had a 3-2G many years ago but the two women who claimed to be mom and daughter are probably still laughing to this day about the guy who thought he had a 3-2G.
an awesome band that is currently in its beginnings. however, everyone knows success is only a bus ride away.
omg. 3+1 made me so horny when they sang yellow by coldplay
A band known primarily for their album from 2008 called “Want”. This album is a bit deeper than people give it credit for since it seems to actually have a full story to it. It begins with a man who is tired of dating models and actresses, realizing that they are all hoes. He decides to get a stripper at the club by giving her 60 dollars. The stripper later falls in love him but he doesn’t want her. After he goes back to the “innocent girls” aka the rich girls but realizes he doesn’t love them and just wants to have sex with them. Later he realizes he really does love the stripper and lives with her in a small apartment.
Everyone: I can’t believe we used to like 3OH!3 the lyrics are trash.
Me: It may be a bit a better if you understood the lyrics.
MOST ADORABLE FUCKING PERSON EVER AND SHE IS MINE HAHAHA LOSERS
Wow I love dray<3’s voice so much
Vex 3 is the best game ever, and it will be for the rest of existence. It's so good that once you play it you will be eternally depressed until you play it again. It's basically addiction V2. If under any circumstances you ask someone (or something) if they know Vex 3 and they say no, you must instantly get rid of them.
TIP: This game is so good that no person in the world can not like it. This means that getting a girlfriend is easy, all you have to do is show them Vex 3 and you will be soulmates forever.
Person 1: Yo wanna marry me
Person 2: Ew no
Person 1: *Shows off Vex 3*
Person 2: MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3