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The most amazing and beautiful person you will ever meet, beautiful, short and has a smile that can light up new york. many guys want her but she only wants one.Maria. One name that can change your life forever. A Maria, is kind sweet and amazing. You think about her every time you wake up, and when you go to sleep she stays in your dreams. She so delicate, you won't ever want to hurt her. But I have, yet she still treats me right. She forgives and loves. Maria is the true defintion of love. She makes me fall in love every time I talk to her. Although she doesn't want to fall for me, at times it seems like we have the moments where she really loves me. She is truly an amazing person and I wish one day I can have her Heart.Maria is perfect. Enough said. Have my kiddos. I love you.
that person is a Maria<3,they're perfect
literally the best person to exist, they deserve the world even though not many people may see it.
they have went through a lot but still made it through which makes me so proud.
making people smile even when they can’t their own is just unbelievable, i hope they can always be a fluffy cloud everyday because they truly deserve to be one with no doubt. <3
“kaikai<3 deserves the universe.”
“i love you kaikai<3”
Vex 3 is the best game ever, and it will be for the rest of existence. It's so good that once you play it you will be eternally depressed until you play it again. It's basically addiction V2. If under any circumstances you ask someone (or something) if they know Vex 3 and they say no, you must instantly get rid of them.
TIP: This game is so good that no person in the world can not like it. This means that getting a girlfriend is easy, all you have to do is show them Vex 3 and you will be soulmates forever.
Person 1: Yo wanna marry me
Person 2: Ew no
Person 1: *Shows off Vex 3*
Person 2: MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
National hit your tallest friend day
Short friend: it’s September 3rd
Talk friend: oh no
3 Chins was a very intelligent tech wiz and RuneScape player. He was the second member of the cipati trio including krot & togo. The man barely got a 99 and is expected to max in the year 2042. Other than tinkering with technology, the bald hillbilly loves harley davison motorcycles, punjabi music, and randomly knocking people out. Also, he has gone missing. Please find him
Hayden is a very pretty, funny, giving, kind and amazing person :)
If u know someone called Hayden <3 call them pretty.