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A straight edge person, is one who woke up one morning when one was around the age of 14 and one realized, "Wait, I haven't done any drugs yet, all of my friends have, I need to come up with an excuse for why I'm not cool. I know, I'll tell everyone I'm straight edge!"
One then lives one's life until the age of 23 being straight edge. Get's "xxx" tattooed on one's arm, never gets laid. Upon turning the age of 24, has a beer, regrets the tattoo, and realizes it's too late to ever have sex because one is a homo.
See Homo Thug
Person 1: "Hey man... you know when you're tripping and-"
Cut off by Person 2: "No way dude, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "Oh, so do you like butt sex?"
Person 2: "No, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "You're gay."
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MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP
The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)
That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.
When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
Yo max was straight Simpin
Bro def
(adj) dope as hell; fly as fuck.
straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp
Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude