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1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce
I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"
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Bondage and Discipline (*not* Bondage and Domination, as most people think).
He taught her the tricks of B&D, starting with simple commands such as, "Take off your clothes and stand in the corner for 3 hours with this butt plug in your hole."
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The Equation of Life
Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.
"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"
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Slang term for the well known fast food company Mcdonalds, mainly used by young children or teenagers.
Hey. you wanna go maccie D's? im starvin.
Yeah, ill get a big mac or sumet.
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Natalie has a new boyfriend. She will probably get the d tonight.
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'Gangsta D' is an undiscovered sexuality. But you can't simply want to become Gangsta D! You're born with it in your blood at birth. Being this, you have a simple desire to fuck anything with or without legs. Inanimate objects included. It isn't just a craving though, it's an intense, intense desire that you comply to without even realising.
"hot damn. that bitch is sooooo Gangsta D. look at her giving that ice cube a lap dance!"
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D-neck refers to a trendy shirt, often worn by d-bags, with v-neck shaped collar that dips so low you can see the person's chest.
"Baby, it's not a v-neck, it's a d-neck. My collar goes so low you can see my chest" -The D-Neck Song
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