20 Pounds of Sushi Rice

A lot of crank. Enough speed to stay awake for days.

He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.

4:20 24/7

Chronic condition of always being under the influence of marijuana regardless of the time showing on the clock, or being high every hour on the hour, daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, etc..until the person eventually dies of other causes.

Pothead: Whoa bro...Just found out I gotta take a random today. I think my piss may be a little dirty.

Stoner: That blows man. Better stock up on some detox products or else you're gonna be stewed, dude. In the meantime, let's blaze one, yo.

Pothead: Well, it's 1:43 and my appointment is for 3. Hmm...aw, fuck it. Who am I kidding? It's 4:20 24/7!

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drop and give me 20

means do twenty push-ups.
a superior officer is ordering a marine or soldier to drop to the ground and make 20 push-ups
usually as a punishment or for disciplinary action.

officer:drop and give me 20
marine:sir.yes sir

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16 will get you 20

A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.

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Did you find $20?

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.

Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

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Take the 4:20 train

Smoke some weed

This is boring. I think I'll take the 4:20 train to Flavortown.

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