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A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.
Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.
One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat
That scomma bear is crazy
When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s
“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do
“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.
The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.
A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months
“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”
The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.
Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.
A girl that complains and yells continuously throughout the day. Then when she goes to bed and you think you have peace, she snores like a bear
This yelly bear Filipina girl complains all day then startles the neighbours dogs with her bear like snoring