cat aids

Noun.

A very unpleasant and undesirable disease; used in comparisons to express the even greater unpleasantness and undesirability of the object to which it is compared.

Simon Amstell (presenter of the BBC show Never Mind the Buzzcocks): "Amy, why don't you do something nice with Katie Melua?"
Amy Winehouse: "I'd rather have cat aids, fank you!"

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Nyan Catting

The art of putting different food coloring colors together to make a rainbow color and by using a funnel pouring it into a girls anus or vagina and having her shoot it out.

Man 1 "Yo dude last night me and Megan were Nyan Catting." Man 2 "Aw man that's awesome!"

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catting off

To flake, not show up or reject.

Why are you always catting off?

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cat spaming

(Always spelled with a single M) Taking pictures of cats and posting them over and over on a forum, email, or instant messanger. This is done by finding various links of cat pictures, and spamming your friends or enemies over and over agin until they start yelling at you, or log off. If used properly, cat spaming should annoy the crap out of whoever you cat spam.

(On AIM)
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: wtf? cats?
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: ok, stopit.
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: STOP!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: OMG!!! STFU!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
<Person 2 logs off>
Person1: Lol, cat spaming.

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Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

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cat's PJs

Short for cat's pajamas, it basically means something very good. Synonym of the bomb diggity.

Jimmy really thought he was the cat's PJs after he landed that big job in can assembly while Will and I were still stuck working as bean counters like we had been the last 15 years.

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cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

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