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Matt

a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder

literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.

by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017

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Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour

โ€œDid you here about Mattโ€ โ€œhe spoke to 2 girls at onceโ€ โ€œthatโ€™s just a Matt thingโ€

by Dingobopper October 23, 2018

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Matt

A guy who has pussy ears

Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears

by Suhhhhhh November 10, 2017

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Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020

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Matt

An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasnโ€™t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, itโ€™s time to run girl.

โ€œOh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Mattโ€

by jtcandc October 15, 2019

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Matt

A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.

He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that

by philliam fieri July 2, 2019

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Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody

Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick

by Chaz218 February 6, 2018

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