A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.
Carry me in Brawhalla Matt
An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
“Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”
A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.
He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that
A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
I kept waiting for the dinner he promised, but it was a Matt call