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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021


Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023


Gorilla-peddler

When you pedal like a gorilla on your bicycle.

He's a real gorilla-peddler.

by Hitler Satan April 27, 2020


gorilla dentures

when the overgrown pubic bush of your partner becomes entangled in ones teeth and or more commonly "braces"

man 1. EWW you made out with colleen ??
man 2. yea i dont think shes that bad?
man 1. bro i gave that bitch gorilla dentures last week how do my pubes taste?

by dylan dostie July 24, 2012


independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic

Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster

by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024


the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you

when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"

by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023


Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.

Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"

by Dripordrown March 19, 2022