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mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 8, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hnnn grr nny nynnng grr! hy gy grr gn gdtz! ha gy gbb bbr gg ga dz bw gg guh buh gww wll tzch khh bw gaa tz d' bwh ghhl gwld bb bwh gwegh dtzhl gha!

When Book goes crazy, totally crazy because Taco abandoned her (BFB 12)

Book: See, I told you Taco abandoned us! Hnnn grr nny nynnng grr! Hy gy grr gn gdtz! Ha gy gbb bbr gg ga dz bw gg guh buh gww wll tzch khh bw gaa tz d' bwh ghhl gwld bb bwh gwegh dtzhl gha!

by Knowledge Boy May 13, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whore-ha

Trevor

Trevor is such a whore-ha

by Patius Destiny January 5, 2018