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Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.
Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.
A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe
That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag
December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!