The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!
Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day
Why are you late again Drag Arse?
A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby
He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby
some one that cures arse pains after anal sex
tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better
Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!
An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts
You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.
Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”