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A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.
Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.
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when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole
man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.
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when someone likes something on facebook that isn't a good thing but they like it just to be an asshole
mel's status was "snowed in for the next 2 days" i gave it an asshole like
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An ultimate asshole is the supreme of all tiers of assholism. While there may be the fearsome, mega-asshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the Ultimate Asshole, which is the absolute of all assholes. These people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. The only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than Chuck Norris and numerous Roundhouse Kicks to the face.
That girl I asked out the other night totally led me on - but she wasn't an Ultimate Asshole like my ex-girlfriend.
My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!
Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.
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Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.
Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.
Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!
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n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.
use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."
Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.
3. Anyone with a mullet.
4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
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To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.
Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!
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