August 5

A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!

Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now

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August 1st

The day the WORST people were born. If you were born on this day you tend to be really mean to others and you betray and backstab everyone you see.

Adam: Wow! I think youre interesting, whats your birthday?

Chris: August 1st!

Adam: Ew bye

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August 5

If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.

Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.

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August 11

The worst day in the world. If you were born on this day no one likes you

P1: My baby is due August 11!

P2: Good luck with that one.

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August 1

August 1st is NOT show of your gf day and is a pretty stupid day.

'' It is August 1st baby''
"I didn't ask"

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august 5

names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him

ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge

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august 9th

Basic white girls were born on this day. for example, if you are a basic white girl, you were born on this day. Some people with basic white girl names include but are not limited to Sam, Tara, Alaina, Brittney, Kisha, and Courtney. August 9th

august 9th definition: Basic, or Trixie, white girls are usually classified as middle-class girls following social trends-they are born on this day.

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