A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!
A dude who smells and 360 no scopes everyone
Have you every seen Brandon Ceno
Yes he is a beast but smells
Geez Brandon Ceno you smell like B.O.
Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.
Brandon Badcock is a bot!
Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"
Im in a Brandon the Lover mood.
If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.
Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.
"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"