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When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it
Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River
When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”
When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit
Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.