ben folds

Ben Folds is the love of my life. He is one of the greatest musicians who ever lived, and his talent on the piano is unmatched by any of today's crappy pop music. Seeing him live in concert makes me want to drop out of school and follow him around the country because he is a god and I love him.

this is a real conversation I once had
Guy: Yo, I was listening to the second track on one of the Ben Folds albums, and it made me cry.
Me: Which one? "Still Fighting It?" Cause that one made me cry.
Guy: No, it was "Fair."
Me: Yeah, Ben Folds is a genius.

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Ben Dyer'd

When in a group conversation or stood in a circle, when you are squeezed out of the conversation and ignored, you have been Ben Dyer'd.

"haha look he just got pushed out of the group", "yeah man, you just got ben dyer'd"

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Fat ben

Fat ben is a sorry attempt for becoming an internet meme
known to be constantly spread around funnyjunk.com

fat ben made poop
fat ben died
fat ben (basically anything)

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Ben Jenner

A wild Ben Jenner is a mysterious creature who has four eyes who can’t see so he buys glasses that are broken and he cba to fix it and he also has a HUGE crush on a girl called Maeve who is actually fit ngl.

OKFG IT’S A WILD BEN JENNER RUN FOR YOUR FRICKING LIFE!!!!!

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ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

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Gentle Ben

Caressing a mans balls, while humming the theme song to Grizzly Adams.

She treated him to a Gentle Ben before his big presentation. He presented like a champ. He was pleased.

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ben webb

Jack Webb’s brother.

Hey do you know Ben Webb? Oh wait sorry Jack Webb’s brother?

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