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Kanæija is a bird, or a young woman. Nevertheless Kanæija is beautiful, always fun to be around, have an opinion on everything, and last: have a great sense of justice. But be careful, Kanæija also have a big temper and might bite.
Look there is a Kanæija-bird!
The dead offspring of the Spycrab, being in Team Fortress 2 flying around the surroundings of pl_upward and ctf_2fort for half a day before Valve patched the glitch, knocking the species into extinction. The scout bird was discovered by a lone youtuber in the wild playing plr_hightower when he found a bug caused by the Atomizer recent patch. This bug was performed by holding the Mad Milk and dying in spawn, dropping the milk on the floor, and picking it up while holding down m1 with the mad milk in hand. Doing this causes the scout to enter an A-posed state. In this state, you are allowed infinite double jumps, allowing the scout to fly. Note that the scout cannot attack during this state. Unfortunately, the TF2 team saw this bug and quickly patched it up before it was a day old.
those scout birds should get kicked...
the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.
When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.
Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.
an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"
"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"
Some bird skull from a dumbass bird that died
Elijah: Hey that’s a bird skull on the ground!
Arnold: Dumbass bird
Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.
She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.