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Blowjob

Used to be called "belowjob" but miscommunication occured.

"give me a below job.

blowjob underway!"

by evilisme April 5, 2017


Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)

When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob

by Sprinks December 28, 2019


Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )

Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob

by Noo0bMaster69 December 8, 2020


Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022


Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 18, 2018


Blowjob

The activity of giving sexual pleasure to a man by using the mouth on his penis.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob yesterday.

by Carlinhos April 22, 2017


blowjob

"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.

"wanna have blowjob?"
"yes daddy"

by ragnarökgays January 13, 2023