Little Man in a boat

The vagina...two labias and the clitoris

She dried her Little man in a boat with a bath towel

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tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

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Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

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River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

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Failure Boat

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.

All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.

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Killing a Boat

Being asked out, Getting asked out. Or asking someone out.

Sarah: Oh my god guess what happened!

Taylor: did you go Killing a Boat?

Sarah: YES!! With Nathan!!

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boat-out

To temporarily enter FOB (fresh off the boat) or boater mode where one's mannerism and behavior resembles that of a recent immigrant from asia.

Mary always boat-out when she starts singing Faye Wong songs at the karaoke bars.

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