bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

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Bone-Star

Slapping someone with your dick and leaving a dick print. Like a 5-star from slapping someone with your hand and leaving a hand print.

Dude, I gave her a nice Bone-Star after I came on her back.

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bone-thin

cut down to absolute minimum.

We've cut our business resources down bone-thin.

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herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.

"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"

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prone to bone

describes a person that looks attractive; somebody with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse

I don't care if she's 52 years old-- Sheryl Crow is prone to bone.

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Bone chilling

The act in which someone jacks off and puts there boner in the freezer to cool it off.

Jack: "Man I was bone chilling for an hour last night."

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Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

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