Brain Sister

A "Brain Sister" is a girl who wears glasses and finished high school. However, there is some debate as to whether or not a "Brain Sister" actually wears glasses.

"She was only twentyseventeen, she was a lonely beauty queen, she was a brain sister, Texas Instruments all day..."

Quoted from the Limozeen song "Brain Sister"

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cat brains

when a male crams his balls through the fly of his pants and unsupectedly shows a female or male for that matter.

Yo that girl sucked the knowledge out of my cat brains.

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brain fuggler

a person who fucks people in the head

damn that brain fuggler

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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.

Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻

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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

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toss brain

noun, derog. an idiot, literally a wank brain or a person whose brain is capable only of masturbation

"Stupid toss brain can't count his nuts twice and get the same answer."

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Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.

I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.

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