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1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
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The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.
"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"
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A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
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When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
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To win handsomely and smugly at the cost of others.
"How did you get on at the poker game"
"Great!!! It was an all day breakfast, I fleeced everyone"
"I had an all day breakfast yesterday, took my bosses wife for a date, then this morning he gave me a pay rise"
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An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.
Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
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When a girl gets anally violated at night while she is sleeping and wakes up with cum all over her asshole.
My 3 dirty mexican friends gave this poor girl a sticky breakfast bun the other night.
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