brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

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jacob brown

Swag ass dude, always has hoes and is the hook up if you need drugs or ass

Now he's like Jacob Brown.

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pot the brown

to pot the brown is to ram your penis up somebodies arse

possibly an act of buggery

go on boy pot the brown

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Chris Brown

Beating the hell out of someone

"He made me so mad that I Chris Browned his ass"

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Brown Pill

When a person preforms fecal retention to retain knowledge from being loss when they excrement.

Hey Will, how's that Brown Pill going?

I heard Kyle has been coasting his Brown Pill for weeks! He's on some Einstein shit!

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honey brown

Referring to oxycontin, specifically the 40mg pills due to the yellowish color.

Three Xanies down, I'm poundin' Honey Browns
I'm pillmatic

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Chris Brown

(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.

1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.

2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.

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