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If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
The act of fellatio performed on a man by a particularly attractive woman. Icee for short. Called a Business Icee to differentiate it from the slushie drink found typically at fast food restaurants and convenience stores. The use of the word "business" here should be obvious. Who doesn't like to get down to business? Called a Business Icee because Icees are almost as awesome as blow jobs.
Kenny: Dude, I just got a blue raspberry Icee. My life is awesome.
Jack: I just got a Business Icee. My life is just a tad more awesome.
Kenny: So it is. But only a tad.
Being extremely busy to the point of ignoring friends or family.
Hey man! Has Interachel texted you?
Nah she’s Britney Busy right now.
Damn. There goes good ol Britney…
A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.
A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.
a plant that does business stuff
yo i just got a business plant