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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021


Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021


Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019


Ding bat

Ding bat

U r a ding bat babe!

by Amanda may kent May 13, 2019