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Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.
One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.
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While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!
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Slang name for Venice Beach and the boardwalk area in Los Angeles. Originates from the popular ps2 game set in a fictional rendition of Miami. Venice, California, like Miami, boasts a good drug trade, and is home to some top quality weed. There are multiple head shops along the boardwalk to aid in the indulgence of sacred herb. A specialty here is the ceramic 'cigarette' one-hitter. Other shared characteristics with Miami include sunny, warm weather, homeless, the beach of course, a rich history, and poverty living alongside affluence (to the utter dismay of the latter, police efforts to drive out the indigents fail.)
I'm originally from the Inland Empire, socal's land of heat stroke ridden weather and barren empty sights. I now live in Vice City, California, where the air is fresh and the grass is dank.
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Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.
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My tree hugging liberal sister bought a California Vagina Car .
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Suprise hugging someone from behind.
Was at the bar last night and gave Shawn Bodle a California back hug.
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When the male ejaculates semen onto the females skin, where it is left to dry. After this the female peels the dried semen off and eats it.
Tom made Tina eat his delicious California Corn Chip!!
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